Secret of Baggy Pants

So you got those baggy jeans at Zappos and now you want to strut like you were in MS13.

Well you're in luck!

Today the city council in Glendale, AZ announce they will no longer be harrassing gang members wearing baggy jean as long as they are designer jeans bought from Internet stores.

Sheriff Arapapoo states,"We feel that these youths wearing baggy pants and jeans are trend setters and pose no risk to drug infested neighborhoods they are native to.  When questioned by reporters about ending his sentence in a preposition, Sheriff Arapapoo replied,"What?"